I just found this generator on Buttafly.com (http://www.buttafly.com/content/obama-quote-1.php) that produces hilarious* fake quotes from Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Obama. 
It only needs six input words, and produces three different formatted quotes. Here’s an example of one I encountered:
“These people haven’t had bowel movements for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their vita-brits and their coco pops and their vegemite. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have porridge.”
- Barack Obama Quote Generator
Lol! Try it out, it’s loads of fun, even if you’re a supporter of him.
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